The Heirarchy of Republicans

Here is a breakdown of Republicans based on their annual income, and their philosophies on life:

Republicans who make $0-$30,000/year: "I deserve my government help more than lazy Brown-skinneds"

Republicans who make $30,000-$70,000/year: "If my taxes were lower I'd be a lot richer and getting ahead"

Republicans who make $70,000-$200,000/year: "I don't want my tax going toward education, because I will then be funding my future competition"

Republicans who make $200,000-$1,000,000/year: "I am going to use my money to bribe politicians into giving me tax breaks"

Republicans who make over $1,000,000/year: "I am going to give my money to the Media in the form of ads, and then threaten to drop the ads if they say something anti-Republican"